The Hellion Tee

Description

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable enough to solve crime—look no further!

The Hellion tee is for those who relax to true crime and horror films.

Normal people unwind with a glass of wine and some light TV. You unwind by mapping out a suspect’s timeline and yelling “that alibi makes NO SENSE” at your phone speaker. Poltergeists? I DARE them. You’ve cried over crime scene photos. You have a favorite forensic pathologist. You know more about decomposition than your doctor does. You are a Hellion, and frankly, we’re a little scared of you. In the best way.

This shirt says one thing: “Hellion”

Your true crime friends will know. Your non-true crime friends will smile politely and slowly back away, which is honestly a win for everyone involved.

Perfect for
– Listening to episode three of a murder case at full volume in a quiet coffee shop… at 3x speed
– Aggressively defending your cold case theory at dinner parties
– Making your family mildly concerned about your hobbies
– Court dates. Just kidding. Probably.

Features
– One word. Maximum implications.
– Soft enough for a 4-hour binge session
– Machine washable — we don’t ask questions about why that matters to you

You didn’t choose the true crime life. The true crime life chose you, assessed the evidence, and ruled it a homicide.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!