“Love Thy Neighbor” T-Shirt

Description

This “Love Thy Neighbor” shirt comes in rainbow mosaic, because unlike the version I was force-fed in youth group—where “neighbor” apparently meant “only people who vote like you and don’t use pronouns”—this one actually means all the neighbors. The queer ones. The immigrant ones. The ones with face tattoos and feral lawns. Shocking, I know.

Slap this on and watch the cognitive dissonance unfold—confused stares, passive-aggressive “I’ll pray for you” smiles, and maybe a few actual humans who get the joke. Because if loving your neighbor requires a list of exceptions, it’s not love. It’s an HOA meeting. Wear it, annoy the right people, and remember—Jesus hung out with sex workers and tax collectors, not the guy running the merch table at a MAGA rally. You’re welcome. 🌈

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!