Cheese Block Havarti Crop Top

Description

Nobody asked you to be like this. It just happened. One day you were a normal person and the next you were watching a forensics documentary at an hour that doesn’t technically exist, wearing half a shirt, doing surgery on a block of cheddar with no knife and no plan. The fridge light is the only thing judging you, and you’ve made peace with the fridge light.

This crop top is for the people who feel most alive at 1am, whose appetite has never once respected a meal schedule, and who consider “I’ll just have a little cheese” the funniest lie they tell themselves daily. You’re warm. You’re feral. Your abs are out not because of the gym but because the goblin needs ventilation.

Ideal for:
**Disappearing into a snack at an hour no respectable person is awake
**Recognizing your own kind in the wild and saying nothing, just nodding
**Giving relatives a brand new topic at dinner so they can take a break from the old one

The shirt is short. The goblin is unsupervised. He’s proud of you. He’s also still watching. Obviously.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!