The Hellion Crop Top

Description

You are not here to be fully covered and you are not here to be fully normal. You are here to look absolutely adorable while explaining to anyone who will listen why the official cause of death doesn’t add up and why you HAD to go to the haunted house. The Bubbly Hellion Crop hits different because nothing says “I contain dangerous amounts of forensic knowledge” quite like showing a little stomach while you say it.

The bubbles are cute. The crop is cuter.

Perfect for:
– Concert fits that double as a personality statement
– True crime conventions where you will absolutely be the best dressed
– Summer brunches where the mimosas are cold and the takes are hot
– Any occasion where you want to look good and slightly threatening

Features:
– Cropped, because you make choices and you commit to them
– Bubbles, because you’re that girl
– *Hellion* across the chest, doing the heavy lifting personality-wise
– Pairs well with high waisted anything, platform sneakers, and a theory about the neighbor

The vibe is “she’s so fun.” Could commit questionable crimes with little to no evidence left behind.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!